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Hypocrisy in High Places.                 15/06/19

Do politicians think we’re stupid? They must do because of the way they lie to us. Take the recent admissions of cocaine sniffing from Michael Gove and Andrea Leadsom’s smoking of a marijuana joint. Both of them when interviewed, knowing they couldn’t get away with a denial, said they deeply regretted doing it. Bollocks! They’re only saying that because they’ve been outed.
   I smoked a joint when I was younger, and even when I was older too, and I have absolutely no remorse or guilt about doing it. And I would go on public record and admit that. But then I’m not a politician. And have you ever, dear blog reader, had a little puff or two of a joint in perhaps your younger days? And are you absolutely so consumed with guilt that you might spontaneously combust? Of course you’re not, any more than you beat yourself up about the day you drank too many lagers and fell down a London Underground escalator.
   We’ve all been there – well, perhaps not all, but many of us have – and we wouldn’t think twice about admitting it. And because the view looking back is always rosier, we might even enjoy those after-dinner anecdotes about the time we got barred from such-and-such a pub.
   But not Gove and Leadsom. Would we trust them more if they said it was just something they experimented with in the past, and that was that? End of story. But no, they have to peddle the hypocritical message that it was wrong, and they regretted doing it. And did you clock those oh-so-sincere expressions on their faces as they tried to hoodwink us about their trifling misdemeanours? Don’t they realise that when they lie about something that we the general public might actually sympathise with, what they are really doing is sending us messages that they might lie about much bigger issues.
   And it’s even worse in Gove’s case. A science teacher was sacked after being found with cocaine in his car when stopped by the police. Even though this drug was purely for his own use, and he had never taken it in to school, his possession was enough to lose him his job. Even a teacher’s partner using drugs could get the teacher sacked, and these rules were sanctioned by Gove when he was Minister of Education, when he started his hypocritical crusade to drive up standards in education.
   So, when neither of them have made it in the leadership race, they might just think it was because they were judged about the drug-taking and miss the point completely, not the fact that their over-the-top parodic sincerity fooled no one, and that their sheer hypocrisy was transparent.


Just Plain Murder 2.         07/05/19

If I said there was worse to come about the previous week’s gun incident, I take it back. The pistol hurling paled into insignificance with the next episode of theatrical embarrassment – again engineered by Desmond. After Bath and Bournemouth, the Corby Civic Theatre was strictly fourth division. So, performing to a house of senior citizens during the midweek matinee, we didn’t expect there to be an Equity member in the audience, let alone someone as esteemed as a Royal Shakespeare Company player who happened to be in the area.
   Prior to the matinee, in a nearby pub, fond-of-a-drop Desmond met a man with a Pyrenean Mountain Dog, an animal built like a small pony. By now, flushed after several drinks, our stage manager persuaded the dog’s owner to let him borrow it for ten minutes, then talked Ken Shaw into taking the dog on stage as his police dog.
   I wasn’t in that scene and watched from the wings. Cue Ken’s entrance. The set door opened and in strolled the humongous hound, dragging behind him a bemused detective sergeant, straining to control this friendly but awe-inspiring mutt. Once over their initial shock, Ian and Malcolm had difficulty getting their lines out as they attempted to suppress their giggles, watching as Ken struggled to restrain the dog who had the strength of an ox. They managed to recover slightly, and in between snorts managed to get out some essential plot lines. Until the dog, standing chest high to Malcolm and Ian, lowered his mighty head to sniff Ian’s balls. Tears of laughter from the actors. The dog, weary of this unprofessional behaviour, turned and exited through the open door, dragging the detective after him.
   As we sat in the communal male dressing room after the show, a forceful knock on the door. Then it was flung open and in walked an angry man, accompanied by his partner. Ian, caught the man’s eye in the mirror, turned and greeted him, rather sheepishly. It was an actor Ian knew from the Royal Shakespeare Company. He told us what he thought of the show in no uncertain terms.
   ‘It has to be the worst performance I have ever had the misfortune to sit through,’ he barked. ‘There is no excuse for that sort of behaviour. There may not have been many people in the audience, but they still paid to sit through that unprofessional behaviour.’
   Ian stammered and made excuses. The actor waved them aside and ranted about our unprofessional behaviour, while his partner tutted disapproval.
   Suddenly, the actor rounded on heavily made-up Roy Hepworth. ‘As for you,’ he said, ‘you’re a clown. I’ve never seen such ridiculous make-up on a policeman before.’
   Once they had departed, a deathly silence fell on the dressing room, as we were humbled by the truth. But Roy, recovering from the shock of being described as a ‘clown’, snapped, ‘Who does he think he is, barging into our dressing room like that?’
   Embarrassed, Ian was full of abject apologies. But when the four of us were safely ensconced in the flat we rented, as we reminisced about the day’s events we were soon in stitches again.
   At Horsham Capitol Theatre, our final week of the tour, there was another episode which ranked highly in theatrical bad behaviour, and while not in gold medal standard of the dog incident, it came close second with silver. Again, Desmond featured greatly in the incident.
   One night something set us off again and we began snorting with laughter, and almost controlled ourselves, had it not been for Desmond deciding to admonish us while we were still performing. His florid face appeared in the set’s fireplace. If any of the audience saw it, glowing among the embers, they must have thought the play had taken a surrealistic turn. Then the florid face spoke.
   ‘Come on!’ it urged. ‘Pull yourselves together, you bastards!’
   That finished us completely. Our last week ended in a blaze of shameful behaviour.
   Looking back on it, I think it was probably the worst time of my career. I have always prided myself on behaving professionally, but the actor bursting into our dressing room in Corby was right. We behaved disgracefully, and it was unfair on audiences who paid good money to see the play.
   But faced with this dichotomy, bad behaviour versus professionalism, if I’m really honest I have to admit I’ve never had so many laughs as I did on that tour.

Just Plain Murder 1.    31/05/19

So far this year I have been offered four talks called Actors Behaving Badly, mainly about alcohol inducing outrageous actor behaviour. But I have to hold my hand up here and confess to my own bad behaviour, although booze had nothing to do with it when I toured in Just Plain Murder, a mediocre play written by Roy Plomley, the creator of Desert Island Discs, in 1973.
   Our first venue was Bath Theatre Royal. I played one of three brothers, the others being Malcolm McFee and Ian Masters, and we three are intent on murdering our millionaire father’s girlfriend, played by Penny Spencer. When we arrived backstage for a technical rehearsal, we were horrified to discover the set had been cobbled together, one half was painted magenta, and the other was beige, looking like an inner-city slum not a southern counties mansion. We became despondent and the rehearsal went badly.
   The following morning, arriving for a dress rehearsal, we found the theatre manager staring at the scenery as if in a deep coma. He eventually came out of his trance and phoned producer Bill Kenwright, who agreed to catch the first train to Bath to sort something out. But we still had to open that night in front of a ghastly set, asking the audience to suspend their disbelief and pretend they were seeing a millionaire’s mansion, not a Glasgow tenement.
   Despite the terrible scenery, the audience seemed to like the play, it got quite a few laughs, and we managed to get through the show without any major disasters.
   Kenwright discovered the electrician’s wife was a scenic designer, and we later found out he asked her to repaint the set. During the negotiations she explained that magenta was difficult to cover, needing maybe three coats, which would mean three all-night sessions, and quoted him eighty pounds. Kenwright asked her if she would paint half of it for forty?’
   Maybe he was joking, because the entire set got repainted in a Tudor style, so that by the end of the week we had half-decent scenery. But then the rot set in. We started to muck about. Kenneth Shaw, an Australian actor, played a detective sergeant, and when he called to question us three brothers, he nonchalantly picked up and examined various props. Picking up a vase he might find a picture of a kangaroo staring back at him. He managed to keep a poker face. It was Malcolm, Ian and me who spluttered with laughter and found it difficult to continue. We were constantly corpsing over something, and it became difficult to look at Roy Hepworth, a rather camp actor playing a detective inspector, who wore too much blusher and eyeshadow. One day we made a resolution: we would get through the show without laughing. That night, as the curtain rose, I was determined not to corpse. I had the first speech in the play, talking to Ian, plotting the murder of our father’s mistress. As I was about to speak, I could see in the wings, the Aussie detective sergeant wearing a clown’s nose. I tried to concentrate, but the clown’s face got to me. Ian couldn’t see it, and wondered why I snorted with laughter, unable to speak. He told me afterwards that he couldn’t quite believe it. Not five seconds into the play and I’m corpsing.
   But there was worse to come. The following week in Bournemouth, our stage manager, Desmond Hoey, who was fond of a drop, was responsible for the most ridiculous blunder. Penny is alone on stage, and the scene is set for her attempted murder. Dim lighting. Flickering firelight. Penny picks up the phone, realizing it’s a set-up, there is no one at the other end of the line. Desmond's hand slides from behind a downstage door, holding a gun, doubling for one of us brothers. Penny turns on stage, a look of terror on her face as Desmond pulls the trigger. Click! Click! Nothing happens. The gun jams. Now anyone in their right mind would have stamped their feet or made a vocal simulation of a bang. Instead, he threw the gun at her, and there is a dull thud as it lands at her feet. Then, as we wait to enter, what we hear instead of her blood-curdling scream is a muffled giggle. Realizing something has gone wrong, we rush onstage to hear Penny’s speech, which went something like this:
   ‘I was wanted on the phone. But there was no one on the other end of the line. And then, in the flickering shadows of the fire, I saw a hand come from behind that door. And then someone…threw a gun at me.’
  After that, we found it difficult to continue.
  And there was still worse to come in Just Plain Murder. Read about it in next week’s blog.

From Please Sir! to L.S. Lowry  24/05/19

The first scene us 5C hooligans was involved in on the Please Sir! film was the scene near the beginning where we cause mayhem on a zebra crossing. Shooting began early on the Monday morning in the district of Primrose Hill. Although this was one of the early title scenes, it didn’t mean the film was necessarily being shot in sequence. It was simply that during the first week all the London exterior scenes were shot before we went to Pinewood Studios for the interior classroom scenes, and various other interiors, and the summer camp which was shot in Black Park.
   We discovered when we arrived for these London exterior scenes they had skimped on the budget. There were very few location vehicles, no portable dressing rooms or Winnebagos in which to dress. We had to do the best we could by slipping into our costumes in the backs of cars. But as this was a feature film in which we all had plenty to think about, and a great script to work with, we tolerated the conditions uncomplainingly.
   If you watch old British films on Talking Pictures TV, especially B-movies, look out for Edens Removal lorries in the background of many location shots. This was because the removal firm was often used to ferry props and equipment to various film locations, and sneakily let their vehicles be seen in the back of many shots, giving them free advertising. Edens was used for Please, Sir! and Pat Kelly, our first assistant director, was often beside himself as he shouted, ‘That fucking Edens van is in the back of every fucking shot. Get rid of the fucking Edens van.’
   Years later my wife Zélie and I attended a Lowry exhibition at the Royal Academy. One of the exhibits was called “On Location” a painting of a film scene, and – you’ve guessed it – an Edens van even managed to get into Lowry’s artwork!

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Back-to-Back Shoot    17/05/19

Made for television in 1983, Owain Glendower, Prince of Wales was shot back to back, a Welsh language version for showing on S4C and an English version for Channel 4. Both channels were less than a year old. The production company who made this film was English, as was the director, and the brief they were given by S4C was that they must cast bilingual actors who had never appeared in the Welsh BBC soap, Pobl y Cwm. I had never been in the programme, and as I speak a little bit of Welsh, my agent suggested me to the casting director. As they found it difficult to cast smaller roles in this production, I was accepted for the role of Second Soldier purely on the recommendation of my agent.
   A few days later, two bulky scripts arrived, and I immediately read the English version with interest. I had often thought this great Welsh hero was a good subject for an exciting historical drama. But this wasn’t it. As I turned the pages, mouth agape, I became more and more disappointed. Whoever had written this seemed to be attempting a family adventure along the lines of the old 1950s and ‘60s series like Ivanhoe and Robin Hood.
   A week later I caught the Holyhead train from Euston station, and I and Martin Gower, the actor playing the First Soldier, were met and driven up the beautiful Conwy Valley to a lovely country manor hotel at Dolwyddelan, about four miles from Betws-y-Coed, where most of the other actors and crew stayed.
   For filming our first scene, we were picked up by ‘Mr Jones the Taxi’ who ferried many of the cast about. As we headed for the production office in Llanrwst, where make-up and wardrobe were based, Mr Jones told us he had been involved in many films, most notably The Inn of The Sixth Happiness which was shot in Snowdonia. Mr Jones reminisced about the halcyon days of chauffeuring Ingrid Bergman around when films were films, and well organized. ‘Not like this lot,’ he opined. ‘This lot don’t seem to know what they are doing.’
   And to prove him right, when we got to Llanrwst one of the runners gabbled into his walkie-talkie about lost Portaloos for the location, leaving loads of actors and crew clutching the cheeks of their backsides tightly.
   When I was kitted out in my chainmail I went to make-up, to be reminded of the fact that I had been cast merely because I fitted the brief – no Pobl y Cwm appearances. But I was supposed to be a tough soldier, one of Henry IV’s mercenaries, about to rape a fair maiden. The make-up woman stared at my face with concentration and declared, ‘You look like Noddy. How am I going to make you look tough?’ I suggested a scar, but in my balaclava-like helmet there wasn’t much room, and so I continued to look cute.
   When we were ready, a unit car drove us to the location, the impressive Gwydir Castle, a fifteenth century fortified manor house less than two miles from Llanrwst. As soon as Martin and I arrived on the set and became acquainted with some of the other actors, we noticed a strange atmosphere, and discovered the director had shown little interest in the shooting of the Welsh version. This created a lot of resentment with all the Welsh actors, who now rechristened the production company ‘Mickey Llygoden Films.’ When the director heard this, and asked what it meant, he wasn’t pleased when he heard Llygoden meant ‘mouse.’
   Also staying at our hotel was Dafydd, the location caterer, with whom we drank in the evenings, which explained our preferential treatment on the set at lunchtimes when we were offered a surreptitious ‘livener’ in our orange juice.
   Dafydd had an assistant, Tom, who helped with the cooking. One morning I noticed Dafydd struggling on his own. I asked him what had happened to Tom. Looking over his shoulder and lowering his voice, Dafydd replied, ‘Tom had to go back to Caernarfon to sign on.’
   Outside our hotel was a small railway station, a request stop, and one night the three of us caught a train to Betws-y-Coed to drink with some of the other actors. Just before midnight, when it looked like the bar was closing, I telephoned Mr Jones the Taxi but there was no reply. The barman looked at his watch and said, ‘Oh, you won’t get Mr Jones now. He takes tablets.’
   The following day, feeling jaded, as soon as lunchtime came around, Dafydd stuck another ‘livener’ in our orange juice.
   I never did see the end result of this film, and my tough soldier performance. But a friend saw it, and I was told I looked rather sweet.
   Usually, when actors work in a large budget, made for TV film, over the years they receive small cheques for repeats or sales. I don’t think I ever received a residual cheque for the Owain Glyndŵr film, so presumably and deservedly it sank without trace.

The Mice That Didn't Roar

10/05/19
 
In 1968 the last episode of the first series of Please Sir! was recorded and broadcast close to Christmas, and LWT, knowing they had a hit on their hands, quickly negotiated a further seven episodes to start in the spring. The contracts arrived early in the new year, and I thought this done deal meant the money from the first series might last until the new series began. But none of us discerned that working for a big organization like LWT was like swimming with sharks. On reflection, swimming with sharks might have been less precarious or traumatic.
   It wasn’t long before our agents got a call from casting director Richard Price, saying that LWT wanted to make thirteen episodes, but starting in the autumn. But, we all protested, what about the contracts that we had already signed for the seven episodes starting in the spring? A done deal, surely? A contract is a contract and must be honoured. Not if we wanted to be cast in the longer series starting in the autumn. If I didn’t tear up the seven-episode contract my agent was told, releasing LWT from having to honour it, then they would recast Frankie Abbott with another actor.
   Because all six of us 5C actors had become friends, the telephone links between us now vibrated with our aggrieved calls, saying how LWT was shitting on us from a great height. I suppose we were all insecure as actors, wondering if it was a bluff about recasting if we insisted on them honouring the contracts. We probably thought that as our characters were not so firmly established with only seven episodes under our belts, and there being hundreds of other young hopefuls waiting for an opportunity to be cast in a television series, then LWT might pick on someone as an example and recast.
   What we should have done, we all hypothesized years later, was to stick together and refuse to rescind the spring contract. It was doubtful they would have cast every single 5C character with entirely different actors. But doesn’t hindsight create easy solutions?
   I agreed to allow them to revoke the contract and accepted the new one starting much later in the year, as did all the others. 
   The year was off to a terrible start. Thinking the second series of Please Sir! was imminent, I turned down a small theatre job. And money from the first series would barely last until the end of February. It now became a huge struggle to live. I was fortunate that my loyal past employers at Drury Lane Theatre gave me another stage-hand job, but this was part time, and just about covered the rent. I can recall one time not having enough fare to catch the Tube at Archway to get to Leicester Square for the evening show at Drury Lane, so I had to set off early and walk at least two Tube stops. I walked as far as Kentish Town, from where I could afford the return fare, and as I walked I kept looking at the ground, hoping I might find some money and be able to get on at Tufnell Park, having only walked one stop.
   No such luck. Where is that coin in the gutter when you need it?
   But, on a brighter note, who would have thought back when we recorded the first series in black and white there would be money from VHS sales in the 1980s with DVDs selling in the new millennium. And even the spin-off series, The Fenn Street Gang, recently came out in a box set, and the series was also sold for showing on cable TV in the USA. I suppose it goes a little way to make up for London Weekend Television's despicable deed.


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A Minor Revolt                 05/05/19
 
About six or seven years ago, when I was a committee member for the Kent Equity branch, I attended an Equity area conference in Birmingham. One of the items on the agenda was a BBC technician’s strike and should Equity members support them and not cross a picket line – in other words, not enter the studios, and risk breaking a contract. I voted against this motion because I felt it was unfair. I felt that most of the technicians were in permanent employment, whereas a young actor’s first television role might be compromised, thus robbing him or her of a step up that precarious ladder. And there was also a more personal reason for voting against it because of something that happened in 1970, during camera rehearsals for the third series of Please Sir!
   Halfway through the series, during rehearsals, we ate at Wembley Studio self-service canteen. One lunchtime we arrived at the cashier with our food to be told there would be a two-shilling surcharge on all meals for freelance employees as opposed to London Weekend Television’s permanent staff (Roughly equivalent to £1.40 in today’s money). We objected to this because we felt actors might earn good wages but only for a limited time, whereas technicians and permanent staff were employed 52 weeks a year with paid holidays and sick leave. As our Equity Deputy, Peter Denyer approached the NATKE (National Association of Theatre and Kine Employees) shop steward to request support. But he was met with a cold shoulder. The NATKE shop steward shrugged it off, saying something like, ‘Well, actors earn enough money.’ Peter was incensed by his attitude, as we all were. We acted by refusing to eat in the canteen, told Mark Stuart, our producer and director, the predicament, and said we intended leaving the studio each lunchtime to get some food somewhere in the Wembley district. Mark offered to send out for takeaways which he paid for. He occasionally surprised us by his supportive actions. Also, he may have feared us getting back late from lunch. As soon as the catering manager saw what was happening, with all our takeaways spread out over the canteen tables, it wasn’t long before the surcharge was removed.
    For some reason the way they intended treating the actors reminded me of a couple of lines from Mel Brooks’ The Producers, when Max Bialystock suggests killing one of the actors, and Leopold Bloom protests that actors are human. To which Bialystock replies, ‘Have you ever eaten with one?’

The View Back                                             26/04/19

Are we living in more violent times? Or is the view looking back rosier? I can remember as a young adult walking back from Chiswick to Brentford late at night, and finding milk, confectionery and cigarette machines outside corner shops. Despite there being no CCTV on almost every street then, those dispensing machines often remained free from vandalism. But over the years they have vanished from outside the small newsagent shop. Whether this was because they were no longer safe from being broken into, or for economic reasons such as costly insurance rates, I have no idea.
    In 1979, Meibion Glyndŵr (Sons of Glendower), a Welsh nationalist movement, angered at the many well-off English people buying second homes in villages in Wales, resorted to arson and set fire to many holiday home cottages. But back in the 1960s, the objections to holiday cottages was different, as I witnessed one night during a run of the second series of Please Sir! in 1969.
    Liz Gebhardt, who played Maureen in the series, was married to Ian Talbot, who became the artistic director at Regent’s Park Open Air Theatre. My wife Zélie and I became close friends with them and on several occasions we were invited to stay with them at their holiday cottage in Llanberis, where Liz’s maternal grandmother lived. One evening, during the run of our series, we were round at Liz and Ian’s flat in Kentish Town and Liz’s mother, who lived upstairs, told us to switch on News at Ten. One of the news items showed their holiday cottage, being occupied by Plaid Cymru or the Free Wales Army. I can’t remember which group it was, but I suspect it was the former, as Plaid Cymru early on adopted a pacifist political doctrine. However, they still opposed the purchase of second properties for holiday use only. They probably picked Liz and Ian’s cottage because she was an actress, her surname was Gebhardt (her father Joe was American) and thought it might be positive publicity for their cause. But what they hadn’t realized, when they broke a back window to gain access to the cottage, was that Liz’s mother was Welsh, and there was a solid local connection to the village. Her grandmother, who had lived in Llanberis all her life, tore round to the occupied cottage and gave the rebels a piece of her mind in the Welsh language. The dissidents then abandoned the cottage, having first left a cheque to pay for the broken window. 

Where the Change Hummed on Wires          19/04/2019

The first time I read Dylan Thomas’s Under Milk Wood, and got to draper Mog Edwards saying, ‘I have come to take you away to my Emporium on the hill, where the change hums on wires,’ it brought back memories of North Wales in the late 1940s.
   My mother occasionally shopped at a small department store called Polikoff. I used to love going in there and was fascinated by the contraption that dealt with my mother’s transaction. She would hand money to the shop assistant, who placed it with a docket in a small cylinder. Then, just slightly higher than head-height, the cylinder was attached to a wire, and it would go zooming off to a cashier in another part of the building, and we waited until the cylinder zoomed back to us containing my mother’s change. Hence Thomas’s line about ‘where the change hums on wires.’
     The first time I performed in Milk Wood was when I played Frankie Abbott in Please Sir! Richard Davies, who played Mr Price in the series, had been asked by the manager of Lewisham Concert Hall, close to where he and his wife Jill lived at the time, if he could get the cast of the sitcom together for a show. Richard, or ‘Dickie’ as we called him, suggested we perform Thomas’s wonderfully lyrical play, staging it as simply as possible as it was to be a one-night stand. Lewisham Concert Hall was an enormous venue, and we were sold out. Possibly because the theatre had advertised it in the Evening Standard London Theatre Guide, and we were billed as stars from Please Sir! in Under Milk Wood, with Duffy, Sharon, Abbott, Maureen, Dunstable, Craven and Mr Price, instead of our own names.
   Under Milk Wood would feature largely throughout my career. Months after the Lewisham performance, Malcolm McFee and Peter Denyer hired Theatre Royal E.15 and staged a full-scale production where we all spent a happy fortnight performing it, and in 1975, Malcolm and I formed a production company and toured nationally with the play, with Ian Talbot, Liz Gebhardt’s husband, as the Narrator. Then in 1978, I was offered the parts of Sinbad Sailors, Dai Bread and Jack Black in a BBC Radio 4 version, with Glyn Houston as First Voice.
   But my favourite production was in the 1980s, when I and my wife Pat formed a small-scale touring company, and we got together with Richard Davies, his wife Jill, and Peter Cleall, touring to small arts and community centres in the south east. And the play, with its powerful imagery, continues to resonate with me. When I performed it on tour in 1975, Welsh actor Meredith Edwards, told me an allegedly true story about Dylan Thomas hiring a dinner jacket at the Covent Garden branch of Moss Bros. I wrote this as a short story which I included in my anthology Tales from Soho, published just a few years ago.
    But I often wonder if anyone reading or listening to Milk Wood puzzles over ‘change hums on wires,’ Might I suggest you just point them to this blog for an explanation? Because I’m old enough to remember the meaning of that line.

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The Casting Couch    12/04/19
 
After Harvey Weinstein had fallen from his powerful perch, I couldn’t help wondering if my friend Malcolm McFee, who played Peter Craven in Please Sir! would have joined the Me Too Movement if he was still alive.
   Of course, the Casting Couch has been around since the early days of silent films, but it might be worth sparing a thought for young male actors targeted by gay producers. It happened, or almost did, to Malcolm. He was quite open about relating the incident, so I know he wouldn’t have minded my talking about it on this blog were he still with us.
   It happened like this. About a year before we began working together in the school sitcom, Malcolm played one of the Smiths in Richard Attenborough's film of Oh What a Lovely War. He wanted to follow this up with a part in Virgin Soldiers which was to be filmed in Malaya by the renowned theatre director John Dexter, who was one of the most successful theatre directors and became an Associate Director of the English Stage Company at the Royal Court Theatre and also at the National Theatre. Malcolm’s agent arranged for him to meet the director who took him to dinner at the Ivy. Following dinner, Dexter took Malcolm back to his flat for a nightcap, where he suggested they go to bed together. Malcolm, still thinking he could handle the situation, and wondering if he might still be in with a chance for a part in this major film, gently pointed out that he liked John Dexter but that he wasn’t himself gay. ‘That’s all right,’ the director said. ‘We’ll just wank.’ Which was when Malcolm made an excuse and left. The next day Malcolm got a call from his agent who told him that John Dexter had telephoned in a rage, saying, ‘Who the fuck does Malcolm McFee think he is? If he thinks there’s a part for him in Virgin Soldiers he can go and fuck himself.’
   Malcolm, when he told us this story, did admit that perhaps he had been naïve. But he was only eighteen-years-old when it happened, so his naivety is perfectly understandable. The blame lies with all the Weinstein-like shits who use and abuse their power for sex. Now, had John Dexter not held a grudge because of Malcolm’s rejection of his advances, and still cast him in his film, he might have been less despicable.


The Power of the Priests                 05/04/19

In 1962, when I was still a student at Corona Academy Stage School, I became involved in playing a small part in the Jean Genet one-act play Deathwatch. The play concerns a homosexual ménage a trois between three convicts and I played the prison guard. We performed this play along with The Lesson by Eugene Ionesco and Hello from Bertha by Tennessee Williams at Corona’s own theatre for one night. Rhona Knight, the principal of the school and a passionate Shakespeare buff, came to see them, but I don’t think she was impressed by the subject matter of any of these plays. However, the director, Fiona McCleod, arranged for us to present them as part the Dublin Theatre Festival, at a tiny fringe venue, The Pocket Theatre, situated down some steps in a basement at Ely Place in central Dublin. As there were seven of us performers, we would be lucky to receive anything other than copper coins as our share of the box-office, but we were offered accommodation at the home of one of the actors, Declan Harvey, whose parents lived in a large house on the outskirts of Dublin.
   My strongest recollection of this trip was of handing out flyers for our show on St Stephen’s Green one sunny afternoon. And then I saw a man in black gliding ominously towards me, his hand held out for a leaflet. It was a Catholic priest. Now, bearing in mind that back in the sixties the priests wielded so much power, and we had heard that priests on masse attended a showing of the Tennessee Williams film adaptation of Suddenly Last Summer, starring Elizabeth Taylor, and on the cinema’s opening night they stood up, declaiming how disgusting the film was, and the audience – or should I say congregation? – had no option other than to walk out after their spiritual leaders. The film closed after the first showing.
   So, it was with great trepidation I handed the priest a flyer. He took his time reading it, clearly trying to intimidate me with his theatrically unhurried examination of the leaflet. ‘Hmm,’ he rumbled like the distant threat of thunder. ‘Tennessee Williams, eh? I think we shall be along to see this.’
   When I mentioned this incident to the cast, Declan Harvey threatened to kick any priests in the balls if they tried to disrupt a performance. And he meant it. He hated them with a vengeance bordering on psychotic. His mother, who was an alcoholic, had a reputation in her parish for inviting young curates into her study, and then she would lock the doors to prevent them escaping, and lecture them at length on atheism. Which only partly explained why Declan, who came from this rather unconventional Catholic family, had a long history of priest hatred, and we all hoped the clergy might attend a performance, and speculated on what great publicity our plays would have if Declan attacked any of them. Of course, they never attended a performance, knowing that actors in the theatre can answer back. Films were an easier target.

29/03/19

Film and the Focus Pull 

Apart from great scripts, excellent acting, and good direction, one of the stand-out qualities about Shetland is the cinematography. I can’t recall being irritated by the over use of the Focus Pull.
   If you are not technically minded, let me explain about what has become a cinematographic cliché. If there are perhaps two people in a scene, and one of them is out of focus, the person in focus is the subject of attention, then the focus is pulled and changes to the other person, and they become the subject.
    You probably know the scene, having endured it hundreds of times on television. Two people talking in a car, with the focus switching between whoever happens to be speaking. The trouble with scenes like this is it makes me very aware that what I am watching is a piece of film and I cease to become so involved in the action or the dialogue, watching as the camera switches from one subject to another. Of course, some viewers are never fazed by this, never notice it even, which is fair enough.
   But there is often a reason for using this technique. It is a cheap and quick way of filming. A scene can be shot with a one camera set-up, and if the actors know their lines, the scene can be achieved rapidly, and then it’s on to the next location.
   Often the size of a film or television’s budget is why you will rarely see the clichéd Focus Pull used, especially in American series like Breaking Bad. Sometimes, when used sparingly, it can be used for good dramatic effect, but when a director is not under pressure from a small budget, he or she can spend the time with varying camera set-ups.
   Which is why I take my hat off to the directors of Shetland. Their budgets are probably nowhere near as large as the major American series, but they manage to shoot it with a high degree of skill, and the Focus Pull is rarely used, and I find Douglas Henshall’s excellent performance as Jimmy Perez in Shetland more involving than many other British crime series.
   On a lighter note, one of the funniest out-of-focus performances is Robin Williams, playing Mel an actor in Woody Allen’s Deconstructing Harry, and when the cameraman/focus puller can’t seem to get Williams in focus, and they wrap up for the day, the actor goes home to his wife who sees him – or rather doesn’t see him – because he’s permanently out of focus. Robin Williams performs his part in the film entirely out of focus. 

I can thoroughly recommend Ann Cleeves' original Shetland books.

Raven Black is the first Shetland thriller and is available one click away on Amazon









 



























































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